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1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children. 
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. 
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


~~ The irony, I can’t handle it. ~~

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I made a photoset of wonderful fanart dedicated to this beautiful ship!!!

Part 1 if anyone wants to add another set for this kawaii otp…

our favourite lesbians

me/you SHIP SHIP SHIP

O-other-girl chan.. I don’t know if I’m ready for this

Ssshh shh its ok bb

I am now in this fandom

Normal-chan blushed and let out a soft moan as Other girl-san’s hands ran down her natural, pale white breasts. The orange hue of those talented, experienced hands contrasted nicely against her own slightly flushed skin, the combination reminiscent of the dreamsicles Other girl-san always ate as she tanned out on the beach. That thought let to another moan— Other girl-san always tanned in the nude, not even her usual black bar covering her overly perky, unnaturally stiff breasts. 

Other girl-san’s glittering, artifically tipped nails ghosted over Normal-chan’s not too thin, yet not too thick waist and she whispered a breathy, “Add me on Facebook.” 

“But I don’t have a Facebook,” Normal-chan whispered back, tension building when she realised, not for the first time, that maybe they were just too different, maybe this love wasn’t meant to be…

“We can scroll through your Tumblr, then.” A cocky grin spread across Other girl-san’s face and her splotchy orange palm delved into Normal-san’s white cotton panties, reminding Normal-san that while so much of Other girl-san was fake, her talent, and their love, was all-natural.

I ship them so hard.

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{ “I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to, and also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.”}

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